Then $3,900 of seemingly Goop-inspired minibar snacks (pistachio milk, seeded honey and sea moss), to “accompany” the $299 joint rolling machine is pleasingly on-brand. So does the fetishy $239 beribboned baguette bag for carrying your Tesco French stick (or, indeed, the $210 lamp made from a real baguette from the 2020 gift guide). Gwyneth Paltrow’ s 2022 GOOP gift guide is filled with dream presents for the holidays, and while you'd think that these Hollywood-approved presents would have Beverly Hills-level price. There are some vintage picks: the $28,500 perv ottoman (sorry, “tufted boudoir chaise” with stirrups and restraints) and the €15,900 preppers’ bunker (for those “who lead modern, self-providing lives”) catch my eye, inevitably. An exclusive set curated by Gwyneth and the goop team: our editor-loved, jewelry inspired Forever Peeler in. The Wellness catalogue includes a flannel. As featured in the 2022 goop Holiday Gift Guide. Despite that, moth to the open flame of a Dome Outdoor Oven ($2,149), I cannot resist.Ĭapitulating to the Goop master plan has consolations. But what I honestly don’t understand is why anyone, rich or poor, would want anything from Goop’s deranged Gift Guides 2022. The whole thing is plainly workshopped to death at Goop’s oatmeal leather and blond wood Santa Monica headquarters to create the precision-tooled blend of outrage and aspiration that gets GP column inches. I’m conscious that the Goop holiday gift guide – and particularly the notorious “Ridiculous but Awesome” section – has become so knowing, so tongue-in-cheek, that to parse it is to play into Gwyneth Paltrow’s gold-painted hands. Exclusive goop Wellness Gut Microbiome Superpowder US 58.00 / US 50.00 with subscription A daily superpowder supplement formulated with probiotics, prebiotics, digestive enzymes, L-glutamine, and aloe juice concentrate to keep your gut functioning optimally.
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